demoncow:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

Do you really want to give birth to a kid with horns

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

kars:

I am awake but at what price

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.